Saturday, August 21, 2010

I take Aspirin for the headaches caused by Reglan
which I take for the nausea caused by the Ritalin
I take for the poor concentration I have from the Provigil
which I take for the fatigue which I get from the Lexapro
I take for the sadness I got from the Zelnorm
which I take for the diarrhea caused by the Paxi
l for the anxiety I got from the Amitiza
that I take because of the constipation I got from Zocor
which I take for my High Cholesterol

because exercise, a good diet and regular chiropractic care are just too much trouble.

Sadly, this represents our north American way of dealing with health issues.....





Thanks to Jonathan Lazar @ lazarspinalcare ~ want one. Mail checks ($20) to 203 S. Zeeb Rd. Suite 106 Ann Arbor, MI 48103. Include your address and we'll mail you one. Be sure to include sizes.

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